Jokes for sharing....Fun time!

Teacher : What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher : Ramya and Shilpa!,Why are you late for school today?
Shilpa: Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear: Ramya, what about you?
Ramya: Madam, I was not able to move ....because I was hiding that coin under my feet.
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Question: What is the full form of maths.
Anwser: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
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Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
Japan
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sunday. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny :"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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Teacher: How old is your father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Student: (to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher: Go run after it.
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Teacher: Ramu, get up .How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu: I can teacher, if you keep your voice down.
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Surya Prakash hai."
Teacher :"When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student: "My name is Sunlight."