Q: what sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch
Q: what did one fish say to the other?
A: if you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools.
Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q: who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: a taxi driver.
Q: what do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: a very nervous postman.
(by Mathew Curbelo)
Q:What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A:Mississippi River
Q:Which states are good for laughing?
A:Idahohoho, Hohohowaii, Ohahahaio, and Oklahohohoma
Q:Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A:Florida Keys
Q:Where do married women go?
A:Mississippi
Q:What do the blanket say to the bed?
A:You are under cover
Q:What do the little people ride?
A:mini van
Q:What is snake's favorite subject?
A:Hiss - tory
(All from Carol, age 11)
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